Life has moments that deserve more than filler words.
Marriage. Death. Farewell. Beginning again.
The Champagne Book exists to mark those moments with language that is honest, human, and carefully held. I officiate weddings, funerals, memorials, and rites of passage for people who want their ceremony to feel real — not templated, not performative, and never hollow.
This is ceremony as authorship.
This is witnessing, done well.
I officiate ceremonies that mark change.
Not religion.
Not tradition for tradition’s sake.
But moments when people cross a threshold and need someone steady enough to stand with them there.
Weddings & Commitment Ceremonies
Joyful, grounded, and personal — without cringe.
Funerals & Memorials
Honest remembrance, space for grief, and room for laughter when it belongs.
End-of-Life & Living Ceremonies
Thoughtful, intentional gatherings held before goodbye.
Other Rites of Passage
Vow renewals, transitions, closures, and moments that don’t fit a template.
Each ceremony is written from scratch. Each one is treated as singular.
I believe ceremony should feel like someone understood what mattered — and protected it.
I work closely, listen carefully, and write with restraint. I don’t over-explain emotion or sanitize grief. I don’t chase spectacle. I don’t rush moments that need space.
Some ceremonies are joyful.
Some are heavy.
Many are both.
My role is not to dominate the room, but to hold it.
A Champagne Book wedding is personal, intentional, and calm — even when it’s celebratory.
I work with couples who want:
language that sounds like them
humor without embarrassment
seriousness without stiffness
an officiant who can guide a room without making it about himself
For gay men’s weddings, I also offer a dedicated project:
His & His Forever — a Champagne Book ceremony series created specifically for male couples.
[Learn more →]
Death deserves better language than we usually give it.
I officiate funerals and memorials for families who want:
honesty without coldness
warmth without platitudes
humor where it heals, not where it deflects
I’ve lived close to loss. I know how to keep a room steady when emotions move unpredictably. I take this work seriously — and gently.
The Champagne Book is for people who understand that language shapes memory.
You care about how things are said, not just that they’re said. You don’t want to be managed through a moment — you want someone capable of standing inside it with you.
You may be celebrating.
You may be grieving.
You may be doing both at once.
You want a ceremony that sounds like a human wrote it, not a professional who learned to perform empathy. You are not looking for cheerleading, filler, or a greatest-hits version of vows or eulogies.
If you want something fast, templated, or interchangeable, I won’t be a good fit.
If you want someone who treats ceremony as authorship — and takes responsibility for the room — we should talk.
I officiate a limited number of ceremonies each month in:
New York City / NY / NJ
Palm Springs & Southern California (coming soon)
Select destination ceremonies by request
I keep my calendar intentionally small to ensure each ceremony receives full attention.
If you’re considering working together, the next step is a conversation.
No pressure.
No performance.
Just a chance to see if this feels right.